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"There were hoots of laughter as we listened to her often outrageous slant on life and stories of her experiences and advice.
Her talk ended with a rousing round of applause; everyone commenting on their enjoyment of such a wonderful speaker. After more than 36 years
Lady Crabtree is still wowing audiences . What a wonderful ending to 2014, with smiles all round."  KINGSTON WI

Based in the Sussex town of Eastbourne, Lady Crabtree can add a touch of comic class to any event. And if you are looking for a performer without bad language, vulgarity or profanity, then her genteel style of humour may be just what you're looking for and Lady Crabtree is ideally suited to the more mature audience. For a Club, Group or Society meeting, her talks are ideal.

For special occasions the talks can be presented with a lunch or afternoon tea at the AA four-star Langham Hotel, Royal Parade, Eastbourne - perfect for your 'annual' outing or Christmas get-together.

Lady Crabtree undertakes many individual events... making a witty speech for a particular function; opening fetes and fairs; surprise presentation speeches for a retirement or a special birthday geared towards an individual.


For Variety Shows or concerts, Lady Crabtree can act as hostess or appear as a stand-up comedy spot within the show.

EMAIL:  CONNIE@LADYCRABTREE.CO.UK

Lady Crabtree has entertained many organisations:

Active Leisure Club (x 2)
Adur East Lions Club
After 8 Club, Burwash
Burwash Ladies Group
British Legion, Little Common
ChatterBex Club, Bexhill
Eastbourne Rambling Club
East Preston Floral Club
Fryern Ladies Probus Club
Go-Getters Women's Club, Uckfield
Hailsham & District Flower Club
Horsham Flower Club
Midhurst Gardening Club
Peacehaven & Telscombe Flower Club
Willingdon Flower Club
Crowborough Wolfe Bowls Club
Gildredge Park Ladies' Bowls Club 
Gildredge Park Bowls Club
Hampden Park Bowls Club
Past Rotarians
Peacehaven & Telscombe Flower Club
Ham Monor Golf Club, Lady Captain's Dinner

Royal Eastbourne Golf Club, Ladies' Section 75th Anniversary Dinner
Tuesday at Friends, Brighton
Langham Ladies' Lunch Club (x 6)
Polegate Ladies' Circle (x 2)
Arthritis Care
Parkinson's UK, Worthing branch

Royal National Lifeboat Institute (x 4)
St John's Guild (x 2)
Polegate Tuesday Fellowship (x 2)
Christ Church with St Philip (x 3)
St Wilfrid's Church, Pevensey (x 2)
Saffrons Ladies' Club
Sidley Friendship Club (x2)
Polegate Wine & Social Club
Eastbourne Cardiac Support Group (x 2)
National Federation of Royal Mail & BT Pensioners
Friends of the Devonshire Park Theatre (x 2)
Friends of Clapham & Patching Churches
Inner Wheel President's Night
Edwards Coaches lunches (x 4)
Community Wise Ladies' Group
Sovereign Rotary Club
Gables Court (x 2)
Pevensey Bay Wives Group
Carers for People
Civic Centre, Telscombe Cliffs
Buxted Court, Buxted
Eastbourne Area Epilepsy Group
Under Ground Theatre, Eastbourne
Concentus Chorale
St Michael's Hospice, Hastings
St Wilfrid's Hospice, Eastbourne
Heathfield Trefoil Guild
Queen Alexandra Cottage Homes, Eastbourne (x2)
The M.O.R.E Club
Catenian Association
Anderida WI
Angmering Green WI
Butts Brow WI
Castle Group WI (Ringmer)
Catsfield WI
Cross-in-Hand WI
Crowborough Centenary of WI in Sussex
Crowborough Vale WI
Durrington WI Group Meeting
East Grinstead Meridian WI
Fairwarp WI
Ferring WI (x2)
Ferring Downs WI
 

Findon Village WI
Forest Row WI
Harbour WI - Women's Institute 100th Anniversary
Harbour WI - Queen's 90th Birthday
Hastings Ore WI
Hellingly WI
Herstmonceux WI
Jevington & Filching WI 60th Anniversary
Kingston WI
Langney WI
Lashmar Ladies WI
Lewes Group WI Spring meeting
Lewes Westgate WI
Little Common WI
Mannings Heath WI
Meads WI (x 3)
Patcham WI
Polegate WI
Polegate Sundowners WI
Regency Group WI
Robertsbridge WI
Rushlake Green WI
Rustington WI
Southdown Group WI Spring meeting (Hove)
Southdown Group WI Spring meeting (Mile Oak)
Sovereign WI
Telscombe Cliffs WI 80th Anniversary
Waldron WI
Warnham WI 100th Anniversary
West Adur WI
Westham WI
Willingdon WI

Wivelsfield WI
Bexhill Horticultural Society
Meet & Greet Group for Carers (x 2)
The Twenty-Ten Club, Little Common
East Dean Village Hall Trust (x 2)
Lioness Annual Conference 2015
Bexhill 100 Motoring Club (x2)
Bexhill Down Townswomen's Guild 50th Anniversary  (x2)
Crowborough Evening Townswomen's Guild
Devonshire Park Townswomen's Guild (x 2)
East Blatchington Townswomen's Guild
Meads Afternoon Townswomen's Guild
West St Leonard's Townswomen's Guild
Meads Ladies' Circle (x 2)
Brighton Five Deans U3A
Crowborough U3A (x2)
Edenbridge U3A
Hastings & Rother U3A
Horsham U3A
Meads U3A
Pembury U3A

Coffee Corner
Oddfellows Friendly Society (x3)
Barclay's Spread Eagle Club - Brighton branch (x 2)
Barclay's Spread Eagle Club - Eastbourne branch (x2)
Eastbourne Spread Eagle Club

Healthy Living Centre, Worthing
Little Common Community Association 70th Anniversary
Little Common Horticultural Society

Maples Care Home, Bexleyheath
The Hawthorns, Eastbourne (x3)
Active Leisure Club, Little Common
Riverside Club, Lewes (x2)
Ladies Executive Club, Rochford
Ladies Who Lunch, Bexhill (x3)
Ladies Who Lunch, Rustington
Cardiff Ladies' Lunch Club
Hydro Hotel Ladies' Luncheon Club
Stratford Ladies' Lunch Club, Stratford-Upon-Avon 
Harbour Friends 
Sovereign Harbour Yacht Club (x2)
Hydro Hotel, Eastbourne
Pevensey Castle Masonic Dinner
Eastbourne Masonic Friendship Club
Devonshire Club
Cranbrook Business Association
Mayfield Bonfire Society
National Association of Flower Arrangement Societies 
National Association of Occupational Pensioners
National Trust, Horsham
RAF Lunch, Arundel
Sainsbury's Veterans Association, Bexhill
Sainsbury's Veterans' Association, Crawley 
East Preston Festival (x2)
Cooden Beach Golf Club
Wooden Spoon Charity Lunch
Birthday and Anniversary lunches/teas/dinners
etc etc


Has appeared in stage shows such as:
NOT The Royal Variety - St Philip's Hall, Eastbourne
Dowagers Reunited - St Philip's Hall, Eastbourne
The Good Life Show - Winter Garden Theatre, Eastbourne
Oh Lovely! What A War!  - Under Ground Theatre, Eastbourne
Lady Crabtree & Friends: A Morning at the Music Hall - Under Ground Theatre

Spoken at special Birthday and Anniversary Celebrations:
David Fears's 70th Birthday, Cinque Ports Club, Uckfield
Lois Hughes's 75th Birthday Tea, Langham Hotel
Ann Bangert's 80th Birthday Lunch, Sussex County Cricket Ground, Hove
David Burston's 80th Birthday Dinner, Hydro Hotel
Joyce Barrette's 80th Birthday Tea, Langham Hotel
Maureen Bunclark's 80th Birthday Lunch, Cooden Beach
Sandra & Stuart's 40th Wedding Anniversary Lunch, Langham Hotel
Denise & John Hearns/Pam & Graham Tingley 50th Wedding Anniversary Lunch
Jill & John Hughes' 45th Wedding Anniversary Lunch, Seaford
Shirley & Colin Nash's 60th Wedding Anniversary, Cumberland Hotel
Doris Gardner's 95th Birthday Lunch, Horsebridge
Willingdon Flower Club Emerald Anniversary
30th Anniversary of St Wilfrid's Hospice, Eastbourne
40th Anniversary Show, Under Ground Theatre
50th Anniversary of Bexhill Down Townswomen's Guild
50th Anniversary of East Preston Floral Club
75th Anniversary of Royal Eastbourne Golf Club, Ladies' Section
80th Anniversary of Ferring WI 
80th Anniversary of Telscombe Cliffs WI
90th Birthday of Her Majesty the Queen, Harbour WI
100th Anniversary of Chiddingly WI 1918-2018
100th Anniversary of Warnham WI 1918-2018
100th Anniversary of WI in Britain 1915-2015
100th Anniversary of WI in Sussex 1917-2017


Mannings Heath & District Horticultural Society
National Association of Retired Police Officers
National Trust, Horsham
NHS Retirement Fellowship
Pevensey Area Gardeners Club
RAF Association, Hailsham
Robertsbridge Historical Society
Rustington Society of Floral Art
Sainsbury's Veterans Association, Bexhill
Sandhurst Friendship Club
Shadara Hartley & District Active Retirement Association
St Catherine's Court, Littlehampton
St Mary's Willingdon, Harvest Supper
Trefoil Guild, Heathfield
Twenty-Ten Club, Little Common
West Chiltington Arts Theatre Club
Meads Ladies Circle
Mayfield Bonfire Society

Battle & District U3A
RAF Association, Hailsham
Forum Society, Hove, 60th Anniversary
60th Birthday, Arundel
60th Wedding Anniversary, Sovereign Harbour Yacht Club
Hydro Hotel private functions
Langham Hotel private functions